Meaningless Work Phrases

We’ve all heard them. Those meaningless phrases peeps use to make themselves sound intelligent in meetings.

Recently, stand-up comedian Adam Hess started a Twitter storm when he tweeted a phrase that he finds always gets work colleagues on side.

Let’s see if you recognise some of the following.

It started with this…

Of course you have to remember to…

An oldie but a noncommittal goodie…

Let’s keep this in mind moving forward…

The quadruple whammy…

Just ugh…

When in doubt…

And if you want to really confuse peeps (how do you square a circle???)…

More classics…

Sometimes, you don’t need to say anything…

And if you want to have some fun with this…

So which Tarot card would sum up meaningless work phrases?

Probably this one…

Seven of Swords: Taking the easy way out

Are any of those phrases familiar to you?

Do you use them yourself?

Can you add any to our collection?

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