So you might have heard about this…

The Queen Of Pentacles: Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William’s wife, future Queen Of England…

The Empress:…is pregnant with…

Page Of Pentacles:…the heir to the throne (eventually, there’s two older dudes who’ll have a go first).

Three Of Cups: Which is cause for great celebration and the production of a lot of china wear and tea towels with pictures of the royals on them.

The Hanged Man: In anticipation of the imminent royal birth the media have camped outside the anointed hospital, articles have been published discussing where Kate will be staying post-delivery (at her mum’s house) and what take-away she likes to eat when staying there (Indian apparently) and there’s just generally been growing excitement across the world.

But the due date has come and gone and still we wait. And wait and wait and wait. That’s the Hanged Man for you. You just never know when things are going to shift.

Are you on royal baby watch?